Bob Smith: The Unapologetic Award Winner

Credentials:

Born: 1976, somewhere

Occupation: Professional Procrastinator

Notable Awards:

Being Grumpy

Won 12 awards for this title, including 3 honorable mentions for not trying very hard.

Other Awards:

Won 2 awards for being late to work, 1 award for eating the last donut, and 1 award for using the office copier as a personal phone.

Also won 10 other things that I'm not really proud of.

Subordinates:

Has a team of highly trained professionals who do all the work while I collect paychecks.

Interests:

Reading books, taking naps, and eating Cheetos. Not necessarily in that order.

Contact:

Send mail to bobsmith@unapologetic.com or just shout at my office.

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